My children are trying to marry me off…
Tea (11) “you promised me you were going to get married
Tajh (13) “We have a list”
And they proceeded to give me the list.
On it is a loud, foul mouthed “older” gentleman. My friend, a partner in crime, one of their favorite people. Not someone looking for a wife and 6 kids, someone looking to be free, and drunk. Another friend of a friend made the list. Not someone who is “stable” or to “normal”, but someone who is kind and the kids love. The rest of the list is either people who I don’t really know (including some of their teachers) and people already married…
“Umm.. he’s married”
Kids “That’s ok, we can break them up”
Oh goodness…
Wow…
So apparently I have to get married. I did promise after all…
Applications are being accepted via sevenwildandfree@gmail.com
The kids will look them over.
Oh my kids… these kids…
Seven Wild And Free 